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Welcome to the world of the Veltham Vikings - a football club that's more than just a 'kick in the grass'. Founded in the heart of Veltham, the Vikings have been a beacon of footballing spirit, resilience, and passion in the Futera Ligai Division 2.

The Vikings play their home matches at the 'Valhalla Ground', a modern yet intimate stadium nestled between the rolling hills of Veltham. It's not just a football stadium; it's a fortress, an arena where opponents are met with a sea of vibrant blue and white, the team's colors, and the deafening Viking chant, echoing through the chilly Veltham nights.

The club's history is adorned with legends that have left an indelible mark on the pitch. The likes of Ragnar 'The Raging Bull' Rasmussen and Leif 'The Lightning Bolt' Larsen, two of the most celebrated Vikings, continue to inspire the current generation of players. Ragnar was renowned for his impenetrable defense and tackling prowess, while Leif was the epitome of speed and precision, scoring goals faster than you could say 'Veltham Vikings'.

Veltham Vikings' journey hasn't been a straight 'route one' to success. They've faced challenges and obstacles, but like true Vikings, they've taken them head on, showing a 'never back down' spirit. Their supporters, fondly called 'The Norse Horde', have stood by them through thick and thin, their loyalty unwavering, their passion unquenchable.

The Vikings are not here for a 'friendly kickabout'. They're here to win, to conquer, and to etch their name into the annals of football history. They play each game like it's a 'sudden death' match, their determination and grit apparent in every slide tackle, every header, every goal.

Their 'goal' is not just to move up the league tables, but to instill a love for the game in the hearts of the Veltham community. The club runs a number of youth programs and coaching clinics, nurturing young talent and providing opportunities for the stars of tomorrow.

In the end, the Veltham Vikings are not just a football club, they are a family - a family united by their love for the game, their city, and their team. They are the Vikings, and they are here to 'play ball'!

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HEAD COACH - Vladislaus Dragomir

Age: Approx 125 years old   Nationality: Romanian


As a centuries-old vampire, Vladislaus Dragomir has seen it all, from the rise and fall of civilizations to the evolution of football itself.


Despite his advanced age, his passion for the game has never waned, and he has amassed a wealth of knowledge and strategy that he employs as head coach of Batford Sucker Club.


His piercing gaze and commanding presence on the sidelines instills fear and respect in his players, and his unorthodox training methods have produced results that have baffled even the most seasoned football analysts.


His tactics may be unconventional, but there's no denying his success in the Futera Ligai.


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