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LOCATION: Emerald City



Welcome to the mystical world of football, where the Magic Goats FC has been making a name for themselves in the Division 2 of the Futera Ligai. The Magic Goats aren't just another flock in the herd; they've been hoofing it to the top, match after match, turning skeptics into believers.

Located in the picturesque city of Goatsville, the Magic Goats FC calls the famed "Billy's Ground" their home. Nestled at the foot of a gently rolling hill and overlooking the meandering Goatsville River, the stadium has a unique charm that captures the spirit of the team it hosts. Every home game, its stands fill with fans who are ready to bleat their hearts out for the team they adore.

The Magic Goats FC's history is studded with legends who have grazed the pitch of Billy's Ground. The likes of Billy "The Goat" Gruff, a versatile midfielder known for his daring runs and crisp passes, set the tone for the team's fighting spirit.

There was also the indomitable defender, Gabriel "The Guardian" Horns, a player as sturdy as a mountain goat, who would stop at nothing to protect his team's goal. The club's current form is no accident - they've been butting heads with the best, showing that they are no easy prey.

Their style of play, known as "The Magic Way", combines a strong defensive backbone with an attacking prowess that can make even the toughest of defenses look like they're on a slippery slope. Magic Goats FC is more than just a football club; it's a community, a family united by a shared love of the beautiful game.

The team's motto "Capra Magica Fortis," which translates to "The Magic Goat is Strong," echoes throughout the city, inspiring young and old alike. So, why not join the herd and experience the magic for yourself? At Magic Goats FC, there's always room for one more in the flock. And remember, on the pitch, every goat has its day!

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HEAD COACH - Vladislaus Dragomir

Age: Approx 125 years old   Nationality: Romanian


As a centuries-old vampire, Vladislaus Dragomir has seen it all, from the rise and fall of civilizations to the evolution of football itself.


Despite his advanced age, his passion for the game has never waned, and he has amassed a wealth of knowledge and strategy that he employs as head coach of Batford Sucker Club.


His piercing gaze and commanding presence on the sidelines instills fear and respect in his players, and his unorthodox training methods have produced results that have baffled even the most seasoned football analysts.


His tactics may be unconventional, but there's no denying his success in the Futera Ligai.


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